Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Godzilla Movies: Worst to Best 15-11

We have arrived at the bottom 3rd of the top 15; the upper half of the Best Godzilla Movies. These fell just outside of the top 10, but have achieved excellence in their own right.

#15) Godzilla x Megaguirus: I loved Megaguirus. The most positive aspect of the 2000 series was the creation of new monsters to take on Godzilla. Megaguirus is a prehistoric dragonfly that rivals Godzilla in power. The special effects are significantly better in this installment than its predecessor Godzilla 2000 (minus an embarrassing scene where Godzilla attempts to pounce on Megaguirus) and vastly improves in the music department as well. Although the monster action is quite impressive, it is just as fun watching the humans plot to get rid of Godzilla by inventing a new weapon that creates black holes. What surprises me about GxMegaguirus is that it ranks only at the middle of the Godzilla Countdown.

#14) Godzilla Final Wars: We all knew that this would be the last Godzilla movie for quite some time. The American film was scoffed at by everyone and the 2000 series was not wowing anyone at the box office. Godzilla Final Wars was one last hurrah that seemed to mostly focus on satisfying fans before the BigG’s final departure into the sunset. And boy was this one a doozy!

Admittedly, you almost forget this is a Godzilla movie because in the opening scenes, the humans trap Godzilla in ice. What we are given from that point forward is a plot involving mutant humans battling it out with humanity and the Xillians (an alien race) for the fate of planet earth. The bad guys took control of all of the earth monsters and commenced destroying human civilization so they could herd up humans and steal…their…mitochondria…yeah. But it created a good excuse for the humans to go find Godzilla, whom the aliens could not control, and use him to kick the daylights out of all of the other monsters and the aliens.

Not much makes sense about this movie and the musical score was among the most mediocre of the entire series. But this movie wasn’t about majoring in the minors. It was about fans watching Godzilla dominate EVERYONE. Which he did and it was AWESOME.

#13) Godzilla x Mechagodzilla: I almost ranked this movie toward the bottom of the list, but then I watched it again and wondered, “What was I thinking?” Godzilla x Mechagodzilla is hands down one of the best of the Godzilla movies.

Notice the title, though. This is not Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla; rather, “X.” Once again, the Godzilla franchise needed a boost and Toho made the decision to bring out one of Godzilla’s most popular foes to stimulate the box office returns. Unfortunately, it could probably have been considered a financial failure, but it produced two of the best Godzilla films ever. This first installment of the MechaG movies developed the character of Mechagodzilla, known as Kiryu, in the 2000 series. Instead of MechaG merely being a giant robot that looked like Godzilla, humanity built a robot using the bones of the deceased first Godzilla as its frame. The premise is cool. The design of the monsters is cool. The music was very reminiscent of Godzilla x Megaguirus. The biggest drawback to this movie is that no one knows if this was a sequel to Godzilla x Megaguirus or a stand-alone film (along with its sequel). I’m guessing it’s a stand-alone but certain elements do carry over.

For Toho, the biggest problem was that it didn’t rake in the sort of cash they desired. This can probably be attributed to the reality that even though the special effects were a cut above most of the other movies in the franchise, they paled in comparison to American movies.

#12) Godzilla v Mechagodzilla 2: The real title of this movie is just Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla but many people have attached II to the end of its title to distinguish it from the original. GvMGII is hailed by many people as being the best of the Heisei Godzilla movies and is often said to have the best special effects. With the latter sentiment, I would attribute this claim to a spectacular opening sequence that makes use of CGI and one of the best monster themes in the series. The Mechagodzilla theme for this movie was so spectacular that fans who sat through the end credits of Shin Godzilla recognized that it was the last song in the movie (and it fit Shin Godzilla’s mood rather nicely).

The special effects, as a whole are overrated, but what makes this movie so good? Four monsters are featured in this film: Godzilla, Mechagodzilla, Baby Godzilla (the first convincing portrayal of Baby Godzilla. Note that he is not called Minilla in this movie, but Baby), and Rodan. The story is both well-written but not without cheese (which in a Godzilla movie is not a bad element). Mechagodzilla is clearly superior to Godzilla throughout the movie, minus a few malfunctions, and gains the upper hand at the end of the movie, thanks to the new Super Mechagodzilla mode, and kills both Godzilla and Rodan. But Rodan dies on top of Godzilla and his essence fuses with Godzilla to give Godzilla a powered up state that I can only call Super Godzilla (in other words, Godzilla is resurrected stronger than ever to finish Mechagodzilla).

In Japan, this movie was intended to be the last of the Heisei Series but was far too successful to justify a terminal point of the series. Unfortunately this movies success gave birth to Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla and the rest is history.

#11) Destroy  All Monsters: The most amazing Kaiju rumble of all time! There isn’t much not to like about DAM. Aliens come down from space and enslave all of the earth monsters that had been successfully rounded up by mankind and relocated to Monster Island, where the monsters lived in peace. There is not a lot of monster vs monster action in this movie, but it is a lot of fun watching mankind battling this colossal menace to no avail. Ultimately, the humans break the control of the aliens, take control of the monsters, turn the monsters against the aliens, only to be interrupted by the space monster King Ghidorah; which the earth monsters basically curb stomp to death (almost literally…well, the to death part is literal).

Are there cons to this movie? There are, but they are all minor elements that permeate most of the movie. One of these elements that stuck out to me is the nature of the Japanese government. They seemed a little totalitarian to be playing the role of the good guys in this movie. The special effects aren’t perfect, but they work. Minilla appears in this movie, so that’s minus some points. Some of the monsters don’t join the final battle and some don’t join to the extent where they are used to their fullest capabilities. All in all, excellent movie. 

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